Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Paska Lake MTB

The road season is over so it's time for beer drinking, Cross Dressing and/or mountain biking.  Last weekend our friends hosted us at the Finnish Sporting Club's cabin on Shit Lake.  I did not make that up - translate Paska via google...

The view from the fire pit.
View from the kitchen.  The little green roofed hut is the sauna.  
Apparently beer and 100° Celsius saunas are good pre-ride prep.  
No, really.
The cabin is actually at 1400m so the nice thing is the day starts with a 30k descent towards Kamloops.   This is us at the start of said descent:  Basse, myself, Ryan, and we had a celebrity guest appearance from one of the finest climber's in BC's history - Carl Jacobson (6 time BC Hill Climb Champ).  Basse's brother Rob also joined us and is behind the camera.
And they're off!  The view doesn't really come through the pics but there are amazing sight lines for miles around from here over the Thompson Valley and it's surrounding peaks.

It is open rangeland and about half way down we came across a large herd on the road.  
They are bigger so get the right-of-way.
Bass yelling obscenities at them and informing them of their future on a dinner plate which seemed to cause them to move on.
At the bottom you pop out in the open grasslands surrounding Kamloops.  We climbed back up via Lac Le Jeune.  Not many pics (we were cracking in the heat...) buy Ryan's Strava has all the deets.
The view from the dock after a hard day.  Not shitty...

Friday, September 14, 2012

Hot Wheels part 2

More childhood come to life. Corkscrew. F**k yeah!

Ok, last one...



Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Race report : 4 Kings Whistler


Words By Stotts.

Every couple of years Tony Horn, a Race Director for WORCA(Whistler Off Road Cycling Association), puts on an event to try and find the best all-around mountain biker.  The last event was 2 years ago it was the 4 Queens. One of the Previous events was the 2006 Samurai of Singletrack,  it started by riding over the peak of Whistler and descending to the valley through 50 cm of snow.   The stuff of legends.
 So when he 4 Kings was announced, it was a good goal to  see if I, and my bike, could handle it.  First, I had to get an entry,  I sat by the computer and was lucky to get in.  The event sold out in 17 min for a total of 150 spots, for the cost of one Mackenzie King.

The 4 Kings were : King Tubby Dub Master, Elvis The King , Richard Petty The King of Nascar, and King Kong. http://www.worca.com/events-a-programs/thefourkings.html


The first stage was the Dub in the Dark TT, a 14.5 km time trail around Lost Lake Trails, at night.  It was awesome.  There is something so incredible about riding at night on technical trails that has to be experienced.

   
At the finishing gate.
I finished about 111 in  the GC on the day, not bad for an out of towner.   


Requiste yarn bomb while having breakfast


Full face Helmet ready for the Elvis,  All shook up DH.  Gone Bakery kept me fed over the weekend.
I took 2 practice runs in the bike park prior to my race. It was needed and I was rusty with my landings.
After scooting my way down Schleyer-Lower Whistler dh- Detroit Rock City, my run landed me in 114th on the GC

not very styling.
  

It was time to rest before the afternoon Enduro Stage


Then it was up to the Red Gate for the start of the Yummy 500.  150 people to be timed, in groups of 10, via GPS on an up and down segment of the course.


Foreplay was the supposed reward, but I had a bad line choice on one of the rock rolls like this one.  I was rewarded with a torn rear tire casing and a last place in my group.  (Oh the rider isn’t me BTW)


My reward for fixing my tire, but I should have checked my brake pads, more on that later.



So onward and upward for the last stage.  King Kong, a 48 km epic though the best and hardest trails in Whistler. The plan: Gondola to the Roundhouse, ride over the peak down to the valley, up and down the Westside trails 3 times and travel the length of Whistler to get to the beer in one piece


As stated earlier the last time Tony had a race go over the peak it was snowing.


2006 Samurai


Better weather but the peak was cloudy.


Tony(the organizer) giving a pre race briefing, and thanks to the racers and Trail Builders.


We all carried a flower to the trail Business Time, and a tribute to Whistler Local Duncan McKenzie.

I became preoccupied with my own issues when I reached the top of the Peak and realized that my front brake pads were glazed over and near useless.  After descending to the valley below with only a rear brake, I was considering quitting the race.  But with a lot of climbing ahead I made the best of it, and was rewarded.  At the top of Section 4, a gnarly descent in the trees, a course marshal offered the pads off of his bike and I was excited to rip all the way to the finish.  48km in 7hours,  lot of the best and most technical trails I have ever rode in my life.


Bikes and riders enjoying the after effects of a good day out, and a well-deserved beer.  The gelato and beef brisket flowed like water, as well as the Phillips beers.

I was done, and feeling like a king after having a full on beat down with my bike all day.  


If the 4 Aces ever comes around, I will be there.   One race for ages, and truly an epic weekend.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Aldor Acres CX Race

Pic by Doug Brons

Mighty was out volunteering at the first CX race of the year and also putting the hurt on.  Ashley took the singlespeed category.  For a FULL REPORT, CLICK HERE.  A great day on the farm!

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Sham-Balla Tour

^^ click on the pic for deets... ^^
(Below is Tpick's account of his trip to the Kooteney's.  
Seven passes.  Nice. - Editor)
I have a friend who was getting married in Creston, so I decided that it would be an idea to ride my bike there. I found out that my friend Lyle was also heading that direction in a vehicle, that week to visit his family, so I decided not to ride to Creston. Getting a ride in the Lylevan was a pretty appealing idea, as I just wanted to ride bikes and didn't really have a plan. Lyle and I drove out to Rosemont, seeing many shamballa's along the way. I may have missed out on Shambala, but that wasn't gonna stop me from continuing with the party. Rave to the grave! We stopped in Osoyoos to jump in the lake and check out the latest bikinis on our way. Up to this point, I was pretty happy to be hooning around in a van, and not riding a bicycle. The bikes in the back of the van were enjoying the ride so far too. I particularily liked the Lode King truck. That guy was bad ass, and was passing everyone, holding a perfect line with two trailers. Most of the truck drivers we saw looked like they were sexting as they swerved over the rumble strip to get that bitch on vibrate. Arriving at Lyle's family house was good and his family treated me to a comfy bed, tasty food and concerns about my ride over the Salmo-Creston pass. 

Preparty Day 1: Lyle and I ride out to Salmo together. It was good to have the Lyletrain out there. After coffee, Lyle took me to the bottom of the hill and said goodbye. I made it into Creston-Lister that day.

151(Bacardi)kms. 23.5km/h Ave. 6:30h riding time.
Kootenay Pass Summit 1774m

Preparty Day 2: Biked out to Riondel along Kootenay Lake. A nice rolling ride with plenty of places to stop. Had lunch in Crawford Bay, where I found out there is a broom maker that made the brooms for Harry Potter (if that means anything). I had "I think we're alone now" stuck in my head for the journey. 

215kms. 27km/h ave. 8h riding time.

Stag Party Day 3: Hiked up a mountain for a stag and got wasted. Fell down a slab of rock, because I tripped on something and wasn't wearing a headlamp to see where I was going. Smashed up my leg and got a contusion on my right quad and whatever that muscle is on the outside of the leg between the ankle and the calf. I thought this would probably be the end of my tour days

Sham-Balla Recovery Day 4: Hiked down the mountain, drank beer. Iced my leg lots.

Wedding Day 5: Went to Khaled and Nadine's wedding. It was a very awesome ceremony, on top of a mountain. The barn dinner/party was fun and I danced so much I got a bruise on my foot. Had a bunch of drinks to keep the Sham-Balla in me alive and got to bed at 2am.

Sham-Balla Tour Day 6: Woke up at 6am, not enough sleep and hungover. Biked from Creston to Grand Forks. The last pass was a total bitch. It just kept going and going. Three passes in total.

231kms. 23.7km/h ave. 9:45h riding time
Summits: Kootenay Pass Summit 1774m, Bombi Summit 1214m, Paulson Summit 1535m.

Sham-Balla Tour Day 7: Biked from Grand Forks to Princeton. Good day over all, despite the headwind all the way in to Princeton after climbing out of Grand Forks. I had the chorus of a song that I've written in my head that goes "I just wanna have sex with you." Saw a dead bear, a live bear, dead dear all over the place and a bunch of long horned sheep. Stayed at the princeton motel. They have one tiny room that goes for $45.

245kms. 24.25km/h ave. 10:06h riding time. 
Eholt Summit, Anarchist Summit 1233m

Sham-Balla Tour Day 8: Biked from Princeton to Vancouver. Head wind all the way to Abbotsford. The wind was so bad around the Hope slide area, I actually called someone to see if they could pick me up in Hope, but noone answered. When you're going 30km down a steep hill pedaling it's the most unmotivational thing in the world. There were times where I was riding down a hill getting blown all over the place trying to hold 12 km/h. When I got into Hope, I called my Mom and asked her what the wind was doing in the valley. She said some numbers and I thought, ok I can do this, so I ended up riding back to Vancouver. I hammered from Abbotsford to Vancouver. When I was getting close to home, I noticed that my trip time was nearing 12 hours, so I tried to beat the clock. Hastings is pretty awesome at night when you can keep up with cars. In the end I missed the timeline by 5 minutes.

299.98km (I rode up half the block just to roll over 300 km), 24.8km/h ave,12:05h riding time
Sunday Summit 1282m, Allison Pass: 1342m

Sham-Bahonourable mentions: 
Khaled and Nadine for inviting me to Creston, without that I would never have biked. Lyle for Lyletext support. Shane for inspiring me to grab life by the balls. Shambala, for bringing out the balla in me. James for introducing me to the 28 cog. Sugar and Coffee and Beer. Sham-Balla Road Grime. Brrrrrrrraaappp Brraapp Braaappp!!!!

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Figure 8 Velodrome


Check out the interesting concept by Charles Wagner.  
It's not quite the crazy figure-eight courier race track 
(Luxodrome - really?) but it sure would be fun to ride.